It’s not my style to wear ritzy wrist watches. To me, a watch is a tool that serves a purpose — primarily, to tell time when I’m working or can’t easily access my cell phone. I own a couple of Timex ...

I stopped by the quick-fix place in the mall to have my watch battery replaced and they wanted $40 and 20 minutes. Fuck all that. It can't be that difficult, can it? I suspect not, but I don't ...