United state of Greenland SnottNews – NATO Requests Emergency U.S. Funding to Defend Greenland From Possible U.S. Invasion NATO officials held an emergency press conference this morning requesting immediate financial assistance from the United States to help defend Greenland against a potential invasion… by the United States. According to NATO leadership, the situation escalated quickly after several Pentagon interns reportedly Googled “How cold is Greenland?” and replied, “Worth it.” The fundin